The voice in E's head

41. "Man, that's going to leave a mark that shows up in the dark."

Thought but never spoken everytime I give my nephew a wedgie.
Alternate forms:

"Man, that's going to leave a mark that shows up at night."

"Man, that's going to leave a mark that shines at night."

E in Conversation

40. "There is just so much humor, you've got to laugh."

Said to my wife on 12-04-05 as we were watching "Mr. Deeds", starring Adam Sandler.